Total Medals Earned: 176 (From
35 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,955 Points
Call in some friends for some massive mayhem.
You've got a pretty good basketball shot!
That's a pretty good kick!
Splat! She's flat for real now.
You have mastered the Tao of Darnell.
Like a Samurai Warrior!
Heeeeeeeeeeeere's you!
That there crowbar's fixed her up good!
Give the Shotgun a go!
You have crossed the moral event horizon.
Sometimes a change of scenery is nice.
You have mastered all the tools of your trade.
The rarest pokemon in Gensokyo.
Kill her 50 times.
Do it like Shotgun Man
Insane! That's over a 100 kills!
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Swing it towards your foe. Haven't won yet? Repeat previous step.
Place it in front of anything dangerous. It's as simple as that.
Allows you to dash because walking is slow and boring.
Makes you invulnerable! But only after you were hurt...
Big Red Potions... There is always not enough of them.
Qaug is dead. Are you happy now?
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
First of many trips to the great beyond.
Reach the Second Area
Reach the Third Area
Unlock the ability to throw your anchor.
Take your first steps on the secret road to the cave's mythical inhabitant
Escape the Cave
Enter the room where the Grinch supposedly resides.
Escape the Cave in Under 20 Minutes
Escape the cave after surviving an encounter with an elusive cryptid.
Survive the Grinch Encounter, and Leave the Cave, in Under 20 Minutes
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Let out all your aggression.
Beat the game.
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
Reveal the true face of evil!
Defeat Madness Mode!
yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy
Launch Madness: Off-Color.
Die.
Be a homie and look at the credits.
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Killcount: 50
Killcount: 100
Killcount: 200
Killcount: 300
Equip Pico's Uzi (1/1000 Drop Chance)
Try out Experiment Mode.
Load the game
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 100 times
Unlock Captain
Unlock Girlfriend
Unlock Pico
Unlock Nene
Unlock Phil
Unlock Josh
Unlock Cordelia
Unlock Henry
Unlock Tricky
Unlock Ellie
Unlock Johny
Unlock Chibi Knight
Unlock Kerrigan
Unlock King
Unlock The Boogley
Unlock Rogue Soul
Unlock Smiley
Unlock Shotgun Man
Unlock Goat
Unlock Chocolateman
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